“Hot Sauce’ll Put Hair On Ya’ Chest”
music by The Soular System
words by Rev. Desmond D’Angelo
copyright 2002
I remember, back in 1980
I was barely bigger than a baby
My daddy had a bottle of hot sauce
He said, “Boy, this shit here’s mighty mighty good
Why doncha put a little on ya’ sammmich, son
An’ lemme tell u why u should
It’ll put hair on ya’ chest
Hot sauce’ll put hair on ya’ chest
When u git growed”
I remember, ‘round ‘bout the time I was 9
My daddy had a jug a’ moonshine
He held it like a bottle of hot sauce
He said, “Boy this shit here mighty mighty good
Why doncha chase that sammich down with a swallow of this,
An’ lemme tell u why u should
It’ll put hair on ya’ chest,
Moonshine’ll put hair on ya’ chest
When u git growed”
My daddy said, “But boy, remember:
I want u to keep 1 thang in mind
This stuff’s gon’ light a fiyo in your behind
Look out, boy, ‘cause for about the next week
Your hairy-hot-sauce-eatin’ ass is gon’ be
Shittin’ in the creek!
It’ll put hair on ya’ chest
Oh LAWD! It’ll put hair on ya’ chest
When u git growed!”
It’ll put hair on ya’ chest
Hot sauce’ll put hair on ya’ chest
When u git growed.