“Marvelous Funk Machine”
music by The Soular System
words by Rev. Desmond D’Angelo
copyright 1999
Oh, step right up, come 1, come all
Straight down the hall, past the mirrored ball
It’s the Funk Machine, it’s 18 feet tall
Don’t push, don’t shove, don’t fall
hook: The Funk Machine got a TV screen
Between the biggest speakers u ever seen
Strobe lights, stage lights, red, blue + green
And never needs to be cleaned
It’s 30 feet wide and very stable
So if u wanna play on it, u’re very able
It’s got a VCR + a fat turntable
And it even hooks up to cable
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½ leopard, ½ silver, it’s quite a trip
With small cages for the ladies who’re wantin’ to strip
They had 1 just like it on the Mothership
But be careful, it’s slick, so don’t slip
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The Funk Machine is mobile and stationary simultaneously
It Funks up the BBQs + house parties extraneously
It comes with a lifetime money-back guarantee warranty
That freaky, furry marvelous Funk Machine
I got 1 myself, it’s really smooth
Put on some sly Soul, it tends to soothe
Put on some dance Funk when I’m wantin’ to groove
But it’s kind of a bitch to move
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