“Ya’ Never Know”
music by The Soular System
words by Rev. Desmond D’Angelo
copyright 1997
I like to Funk with fellow freaks, I like to pinch their little cheeks
I like to be free from society’s disease
I like to sit inside my mind an’ devise a slimy rhyme
And spread it on some toast with cheddar cheese
Well I never have to think twice about who I’d like to freak
Or who I’d like to live with or make music with all week
I never have to worry about getting’ ass 2morrow
Or about being alone with all my melancholy sorrows, hey
hook: Ya’ never know where I’m comin’ from
And ya’ never know where I’m goin’
Ya’ never know what I’m tryin’ to say
And ya’ never know where I’m goin’
Ya’ never never know what I really mean
And u never try to understand
A motherfucker blind to my reality
U never know what I got planned
Damn.
Blinding lights of desert sun, grinding nights of lustful fun
Wandering into something good on a quest for #1
Somethin’ secret in the air, somethin’ sacred we must share
Layin’ in waiting to learn the things of which I’m not yet aware
Slippin’ into magic sands, trippin’ into magic lands
Frigid nights on lonely mesa bring me closer to the band
Sweatin’ blood on unfamiliar stages, go-go girls in dancin’ cages
Bustin’ my balls, but happy, boy, makin’ them Funk star wages
hook
I’d like to kiss u on the nose, I’d like to suck your pretty toes
I’d like to dance into your funky dimension
And then I’ll wrap u up in foil so the taste of u won’t spoil
‘Cause I think u’re the gods’ greatest invention
U’ll never catch me bein’ stressed out about writin’ a brand new song
Or givin’ a shit if the audience don’t wanna fuckin’ sing along*
U’ll never catch me bitin’ my nails over stressful situations
Or cryin’ because I don’t hear my songs on all the radio stations
hook
Swimmin’ like a kissy fish in a bowl, high above the gravel
Burmese twins, joined at the soul, never come unraveled
And the Cactopuss Kiss on my forehead lets me know I’m loved
Entertainin’ stains on the sheets of my bed + thoughts of us above
*edited for stupid ass lyrical content